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1. When You Really Want To Be Adopted By Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively
Average Rob attended a red carpet event with Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and their son. Rob got jealous that the baby was being carried around, so he asked Ryan for a lift. Ryan didn't mind carrying Rob around, but the photographers thought it was a bit odd.
Blake thought it was hilarious that her husband was carrying around a grown man cause that is just classic Ryan. Everyone wants to know what it's like to have these two as their parents, and Rob got a taste of that lifestyle.
2. She's Got The Butt, He Has The Gut
Average Rob attended the Met Gala with Kim and Kanye, but the media cut him out of the pictures because he didn't dress for the theme. Kim wanted to show off her famous curves, and Rob tried to upstage her with his curvy "dad-bod."
Kanye didn't feel like his wife was getting enough attention, so they sent Rob home right after the red carpet as punishment. No one should ever try to outdo Kim Kardashian, or they will be banished from the event. Rob learned his lesson.
3. Super Wedgie
That was a close call, but luckily Spiderman was there to save Average Rob. Unfortunately, the only way to catch Rob from falling was but the waistband of his undies, which gave him the worst wedgie of his entire life.
Spiderman felt terrible, but at least Rob didn't plummet to the ground. Spidey saved the day once again, and it was a good thing that Rob didn't choose this day to wear the underwear with Spiderman's face on them.
4. Third Wheeling Like A Pro
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were going out for a ride on the motorcycle when Average Rob insisted on joining in because he wanted to get Starbucks. Rob is a professional third-wheel and always joins in on his friend's dates when they least expect it.
Brad didn't seem to mind that Rob wanted to accompany them on their outing, but Angelina wasn't too impressed. When they later got divorced, she wrote this outing as one of the reasons for their separation.
5. Hanging With The Boys
This is a throwback picture from a day when Obama and Biden went out for a stroll and met up with Average Rob. He had a splendid day hanging out with the boys and even made a new red-head friend.
They laughed, they cried, and they shared great stories from their lives. Rob was so honored to spend the day with the former president and vice president. Their new friend wasn't super impressed by the two men, but one day she will look back on this and smile.
6. "Here Is A Towel Mr. Beckham"
There are so many things you don't know about Average Rob. He is a caring and helpful person who will go out of his way for his celebrity friends. Here he is pictured giving David Beckham a towel after a photoshoot so that he won't be cold.
Rob is always around to lend a hand whenever you are in need. David Beckham brings Rob with him to many of his photoshoots because he always needs someone who can bring him a towel and water.
7. Just One Of The Girls
When the Vogue team decided to shoot this cover with all of the famous models, they insisted on inviting Average Rob to join in. Although he is not a woman, they decided to throw a wig on him and pretend. The issue was about female empowerment, and he gave a male perspective.
The cover ended up looking really cute with everyone in their black turtlenecks and patterned boy-shorts. Rob felt honored to be on the cover of Vogue even though he had to share the spotlight with seven other models.
8. "OMG, Beyonce You're Pregnant"
When Beyonce decided to do a pregnancy shoot, Average Rob was so excited. He is close friends with Queen Bey, so he had to jump in for a few photos. Just as he was hugging her, the baby kicked, and they got this candid shot.
Rob was over the moon that the baby responded to his voice, but Beyonce wanted to keep a straight face so that it still looked like a glamor shot. For her next pregnancy, Beyonce said she will only post her solo shots.
9. "Excuse Me, I Could Use Some Privacy"
Rob ran into the bathroom one day because he had a bathroom emergency, which is why he forgot to close the door. For some odd reason, Selena Gomez thought this would be an excellent time to sit in the hall and have a conversation with him.
She documented the experience with this photo, but Rob was not happy. He just wanted some privacy, but Selena was not giving it to him. Now he knows to always close the door whenever he goes to the bathroom in Selena's house.
10. Photobomb Level: Extra
Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss were posing in their caravan for a cute and aesthetically pleasing selfie when Rob photobombed. He was trying to make the photo about the "free the nipple movement," but that didn't go with their vibe.
After they realized he was standing behind them, Taylor and Karlie got annoyed with him because he ruined their photo. Instead of getting to relax later in the evening, he was on dish cleaning duty. Moral of the story is to not mess with Karlie and Taylor.
11. "I Came In Like A Wrecking Ball"
Lady Gaga asked Rob to make a guest appearance during her tour, but he had no idea what he agreed to. She gave him a matching silver bodysuit and told him to get strapped into a safety harness. You can see the sheer terror in his eyes as he flies over the crowd on her back.
Rob was screaming and holding on for dear life while Gaga continued to sing. The microphone picked up on his high pitched screams, and the crowd laughed at him. Now Rob can never go to a Lady Gaga event again.
12. When You See Another Squad Trying To Steal Your Ring
When you are trying to take the Ring to Mount Doom and destroy it, but someone else is blocking your path, and you can't get through undetected. You may have missed it, but Average Rob was cast in Lord of the Rings, but they cut his part because he upstaged the other characters too much.
Average Rob has a long resume of films and TV shows, but directors rarely leave him in the final cut because his acting is too good to be seen by the general public. He is incredible, and his skills are too strong for those who aren't prepared.
13. When You Realize Miley's Dogs Have A More Lavish Life Than You
Miley Cyrus's dogs must have the best lives because they have a huge house to run around, and they get lots of love. They have better lives than some humans, so who wouldn't want to trade places with them for a day or two.
Although Rob looks like a strange breed, he seems like he would be a loyal dog. We wonder how he gets along with the other family dog and the rest of Miley's pets. It also must be pretty painful to crawl on the ground of the parking lot.
14. Pranking Justin After A Long Night Of Partying
Justin had one too many drinks and passed out in his Calvin's. Rob thought it would be the perfect opportunity to draw on his face and take some embarrassing photos as blackmail. Justin loves pranks, so he was a good sport when he saw these the next morning.
Justin almost lost his deal with Calvin Klein when these pictures were released because this is not part of their branding. However, Rob told the company that it was just a prank, and not Justin's fault.
15. They Told Him Not To Mess Around With Lightsabers
Lightsabers are dangerous weapons, and everyone told Rob not to mess around with them. Unfortunately, he didn't listen, and he cut off his arm. Luckily, in the Star Wars galaxy, they have the technology to reattach limbs that can fully function.
The people took away Rob's lightsaber privilege for the rest of his trip in the galaxy far, far away. He clearly didn't know the proper handing rules and wasn't trained in lightsaber safety. Someone needs to send him to a class where he can learn how to use one properly.
16. "I Can't Feel My Toes!"
"Hey, Justin, I can't feel my toes. Am I dying?" Justin and Rob decided to do the polar plunge, but no one was waiting with a warm towel when they got out of the water. Rob didn't know how justing was so calm walking across that sharp rocks in the freezing temperatures.
Everyone was praising Justin for doing the plunge, but no one said anything to Rob because he complained the whole time. Rob was wondering when they would be able to change into warm, dry clothes, but Justin was too busy high-fiving everyone.
17. Katy Perry Pool Party
"California girls, they're unforgettable. Fine, fresh, fierce; We got it on lock." Average Rob and Katy Perry had a pool party in his backyard, but he remembered that he didn't have a pool, so Katy brought this kiddy pool.
While it was not the luxurious pool party that everyone wanted, Katy and Rob had fun splashing around in the small pool. Rob was nervous about getting in the water, so he had to wear his floaties for safety.
18. When Ellen Asks What Secret Talents You Have
Average Rob had dreamed about meeting Ellen DeGeneres for so long, and she finally invited him on as a guest for the 200th season. Ellen asked if he had any hidden talents, so he decided to show her this move.
Ellen was laughing on the outside, but internally, she was not impressed. During the commercial break, she asked the producers why they brought Rob on the show. Rob was confused about why she didn't like his unique talent.
19. "Dude, Why?"
Spiderman landed on the side of the bus, and Rob found the perfect opportunity to get revenge for his atomic wedgie. He pulled down his pants and mooned the popular superhero. Spidey was wondering why Rob had to show off his butt all the time.
No one on the bus realized that Rob and Spiderman had met before, so they didn't understand the rapport. The man sitting next to Rob didn't know why he had to be subjected to seeing Rob half-naked.
20. 24K Bubble Bath
"24 Karrot magic in the air tonight; lucky for you, that's what I like." Bruno Mars called up Average Rob to invite him to a 24K gold bubble bath party. Rob assumed this meant there would be more females, but he was happy to hang out with his pal Bruno.
The two splashed around and had the finest champagne. The bath included flecks of gold and a solid gold ducky as a bath toy. It was a fun night, and it felt like the most luxurious bubble bath Rob had ever taken.
21. No One's Laughing Here
Although the album is titled "LMAO," it doesn't seem like Average Rob or Kendrick Lamar are laughing. Kendrick asked Rob to do some verses for the remixed versions of his songs, and they recreated the album cover.
Rob is not much of a rapper or singer, so the songs did not sound how Kenrick would have liked. They scrapped the remixed album, but he still got this excellent cover shot with Kendrick. They weren't laughing because Rob's rapping was so bad.
22. Squeeze In Tight
"Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart will go on." Did you forget that Average Rob was in this iconic Titanic scene with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio? You might have missed him because the two were squeezing in so close.
The producers might have cut Rob out of the final version of the movie, but you can see him in deleted scenes like this one. Many people forget that Rob had a role in this classic movie, but he was there, and the proof is this photo.
23. "That Was The Last Bag Of Bugles, RiRi"
While at the gas station market, Average Rob ran into Rihanna, and they fought over the last bag of Bugles. Unfortunately, Rob lost the battle, Rihanna got the Bugles, and then locked him in the freezer so he would have to watch her eat them.
Rob was sad that he didn't get his favorite snack, but he didn't understand why he was forced to watch her eat them. The store clerk approached them and asked Rob to put his clothes back on and get out of the freezer. Rihanna and Rob are now banned from this convenience store.
24. "Ew, I Got Mud On My Pants"
Never tell Eleven that you don't like her dress. Rob learned that the hard way and Eleven threw him to the ground into the puddle of mud. Not only did he get hurt, but his new jeans got dirt on them.
You should never mess with a girl who can throw you around without even touching you. Also, Rob should never have insulted her pink dress. He clearly doesn't understand fashion and where she got her style inspiration from.
25. "Mush, You Tiny Beasts!"
This is an inside look at one of Rob's dreams. In the dream, he was racing bulldog puppies against the Chainsmokers. Needless to say, it was a bizarre vision, and he woke up very confused.
The rest of the day, Rob had different Chainsmokers songs stuck in his head like "Closer" and "#Selfie." He also had a sudden interest in learning how to ride horseback because those skills would have come in handy to win the race.
26. "Who Wears Joggers Into A Sauna?"
Rob was hanging out in the sauna when David Beckham decided to join him. He started laughing at David because he was wearing sweatpants inside the sauna. Usually, men just wear a towel because it is so hot inside.
David surely isn't shy about taking off his clothes, which is why Rob laughed even harder. You would think someone of David Beckham's status would know the proper sauna protocols.
27. "Hey, Buddy, Get Off My Car"
Rob parked his car to run inside a store, and Connor McGregor decided to use the parked car for a photo shoot. When Rob returned to his vehicle, Connor wouldn't move, and he is the last person you would want to pick a fight with.
The UFC fighter is a world-class champion, and Rob shouldn't yell at him. However, Connor shouldn't use random people's cars as photoshoot locations. It was a lesson learned for both parties.
28. "Look, It's A Tiny Room, How Funny"
When Mark Zuckerberg and Selena Gomez sit in a tiny room, you know it is going to be hilarious. At least we can assume that from this picture. Average Rob joined these two for a meeting, and he was wondering why they were laughing so hard.
It turns out that Mark and Selena were laughing at Rob because he was stuck on the small bench. They couldn't get over how hilarious it was because Rob is such a large man in this extra-small room.
29. Awkward Family Photos
After participating in her first pregnancy shoot, Rob was invited back for Beyonce's birth announcement photos. He accepted the invitation but was confused about why Jay-Z wasn't participating.
When Beyonce gave birth to the twins, she wanted their first photoshoot to be just as lavish as the lives they would live. Rob felt awkward because the babies started to cry when he jumped in the picture, and this was their best shot.
30. Cruising Around Town With The Crew
When Jay-Z and Beyonce invite you to Cuba, you should always say yes. Rob got to fly on their private plane, but the Cuban food didn't sit too well in his stomach, and he threw up on the side of the vintage car.
This was the last vacation that the Carter's invited Rob to join. His stomach is too sensitive, and he gets car-sick easily, which is why Rob is not their ideal travel companion. At least he got this experience.
31. Never Steal His Rubber Ducky
If you ever steal Rob's rubbery ducky during bath time, you will have to face the harsh rath of Scarlett Johansson. The rubber ducky is Rob's most prized possession, so he asked her to use her crime-fighting skills to retrieve it.
Scarlett is a lean, mean, fighting machine, and you do not want to get on her bad side. She beat up this person just for a friend's rubber ducky, imagine what she would do if she was really angry.
32. Keeping The Hedges Trimmed
Taylor Swift has many properties with large yards that require maintenance work. She hired Rob to trim the hedges on one of her properties, and he cut them all into different shapes. Taylor was so impressed with his designs, so she asked him to go to her other homes.
Rob's secret passion is gardening, and he takes pride in his landscaping work. It is not often that you can find someone with the skill of Edward Scissorhands, but the looks of an average person. Rob is the total package.
33. "Kylie, You're Blocking My Sun"
Kylie Jenner loves to post pictures of herself lounging around her pool, but she doesn't realize she has some company in the background. Usually, Kylie can photoshop or ask people to move out of her photos, but Rob made his way into the background.
Kylie invited Rob for a pool party, but she told him to stay out of her photos. Rob was kicked out of the house for ruining Kylie's Instagram moment, and not following the party rules.
34. "Leo, I Tagged You, Stop Running"
If you aren't aware, Leonardo DiCaprio is a huge fan of water tag. After working together on Titanic, as seen above, Rob and Leo became close friends. On the weekends they enjoy having water gun fights, but Leo always tries to cheat.
Leo got tagged but kept running because he didn't want to admit that Rob is good at the game. Leo can be a sore loser sometimes, so Rob lets him win. Although it is not as much fun, he still enjoys hanging out with Leo.
35. "Can You Guys Keep It Down, Some People Are Trying To Sleep"
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were making so much noise as they ran through the hallways in the middle of the night. Rob was sleeping and he woke up because of the noise. He opened his door to ask them to stop making noise, but they ran past him.
Rob couldn't believe that they would be so rude to the other guests at the hotel. Rob took a video and posted it to social media, and then Kim and Kanye put out a statement after some backlash. They apologized and said they were just having fun like ordinary people.
36. "Cannon Ball!"
While on vacation with Beyonce and Jay-Z, the family and rob had a diving contest. Blue Ivy was the judge, and she was a harsh critic. Beyonce scored a three out of ten because it wasn't a dive. Jay-Z got a five out of ten because it was halfway there.
Blue Ivy gave Rob an eight out of ten, which means he won the competition for his form and accessories. Blue is a huge fan of Rob, which is why she gave him such a high score.
37. When You Are Waiting For Your Food To Be Delivered
Billie Eilish only stepped onto the scene in recent years, but Average Rob managed to become friends with her quickly. She is a kind person and invited him to her home for a pizza night with matching outfits.
Rob and Billie were so hungry, so they decided to sit and stare at the door until the delivery man arrived. Billie took the throne-like chair, and Rob had to stand, but the pizza was delicious, so it was worth the wait.
38. "Watch Out, Mr. President...Incoming"
While practicing their skateboarding skills in Washington DC, Rob and his friends ran into Donald and Melania Trump. They almost hit them with their skateboarding tricks, but Rob moved him out of the way.
Everyone watched a skateboard flew right past Trump's head, and it grazed his hair. The president and his wife stood still and let the boys have their skateboarding fun. It was an interesting day for everyone.
39. He Is Giving This Masseuse A Bad Review
Cardi B invited Average Rob over to her home, and he asked to try out her new massage table. Cardi started to poke his back with her extra-long nails, and Rob was not a fan of this technique. He gave her a one-star rating on Yelp.
Rob thought that the rest of her house was nice, but a bit over the top. Cardi has a particular taste in decor that can air on the side of tackiness, but in a chic way. It is confusing to the eye, but at least she likes it.
40. Once Upon A Carsick Ride In Hollywood
Once upon a time in Hollywood Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Average Rob got together for a photoshoot in a car. It wasn't the best idea Rob gets car sick, so he threw up.
Luckily Rob had a bag this time and didn't ruin the expensive vintage car. The smell clearly disgusts Quentin, and he is wondering who invited Rob along. It was all Leo's fault because he and Rob are such good friends.