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1. "And That, Kids, Is Why You Wear a Life Vest"
Fire hoses can be really useful in extinguishing a fire, but did you know that it can make people fly as well? These kids were playing with a fire hose during the coast guard demo and we feel bad for the poor guy who was at the receiving end of it.
After this little incident, we can hope that they start a new training exercise called "What Not To Do When Demonstrating Equipment."
2. That's One Smart Cat
Cats are pretty smart animals, and if you disagree with us look at this mess that the cat created. You may think, “Oh, cats can be mischievous and sometimes they create a big mess. No big deal!” But there is an “inspiring” story behind this mess.
The owner closed the bathroom door and forgot to open it. So, the super-smart kitty didn't poop anywhere else in the home. Instead, he split the litter bag himself and pooped on it. What do we learn here? Well, necessity is the mother of invention, especially when it comes to poop.
3. All He Wanted Was To Enjoy His Nutella In Peace
It is so great to see that caring people still exist. This guy came into his room to eat and enjoy Nutella in the most common way: by spreading it on a slice of plain white bread. Yummy! But the laptop gave him a look similar to the one Puss in Boots made in Shrek.
Apparently, the laptop was only interested in Nutella and the guy seems to be in love with the laptop. You can either believe what we told you or simply assume that this guy had a really bad day.
4. When The Glass Door is Clearer Than Your Future
At first, you may think of it as some sort of a marketing tactic. But it is as real as it gets. We feel bad for the young lady.
Has it ever happened that you were walking into or out of a room or building and crashed into a glass that was so clean and transparent that you couldn't see it? It can be a really embarrassing experience.
5. The Worst Tenants Ever
People have had to house some pretty bad tenants in the past, but we don't think anyone's had to deal with tenants who invited livestock into their house. This big guy and three of his friends somehow got into a newly built Montana house and lived there for almost a month.
By the looks of the mess they created, they clearly deserve the award for the "Worst Tenants Ever." On the plus side, that is good fertilizer on the floor.
6. A Visit To Nature's Acupuncturist
This person made a big mistake when he decided to put his head in a tree’s hole to take a look inside. Well, this is how the occupant inside defended their home.
His note to himself should be: never ever stick head in random holes. We have to say that this new treatment for male pattern baldness was a complete success despite some complaints from the patient.
7. This Guy Deserves A Refund From The Prosthetics Company
This person went to open the fridge because he thought his hand was correctly connected. The look on his face tells the entire story.
We feel a little bad for him, but he should be fine as long as his head is properly connected.
8. That is Just Adding Insult To Injury
If you feel your day didn't go well at all, just have a look at what happened to this "lucky" man.
Our recommendation to this guy is to appeal the ticket because what are the odds of getting hit by a car and then getting fined for wrong parking.
9. Luck Favors The Coward
This person threw a fly swatter at - yes, you've guessed it right - a fly and it seems like lady luck was on that flying coward's side.
Even if this person intentionally tried to get the fly swatter stuck, we are 100% sure they won't succeed. If you're thinking "how the hell can throwing a fly swatter kill the fly?" then you should know that it was a frustration throw and nothing else.
10. When The Sun Has a Grudge Against You
This person decided to put the visor down in the side to block the sun and the sun was like "you can't hide your face from me, son."
We feel bad for this guy because his face tells how hopeless he is. By the way, short people may feel the pain after looking at this photo.
11. Real-Life Scene From Sitcom Scrubs
After reading what happened to the person who had to go to the London zoo for a scan, we felt like it must be a scene from a famous American medical comedy-drama television series Scrubs.
We feel bad for that person because it can be really awkward to go to an elephant scanner. Given that obesity is a global problem, we think it is not so uncommon.
12. Someone's Not Getting On Their Flight Today
It seems like someone went to the washroom and forgot their ticket along with the passport.
We don't want to make fun of the situation, but doesn't it look like they had a "crappy" experience?
13. That's A "Crappy" Situation
So this person bought a brand new Roomba and wanted to see if it really worked and cleaned the home or not.
The puppy who was watching this cleaning robot decided to test its effectiveness and pooped on the floor. The Roomba ran over the poop and started to "clean" the rest of the house. Good work Roomba, you deserve an award.
14. Was A Tortoise, Now A Turdle
So the parent of this lovely tortoise came back home to find him like this and it is so hilarious.
It seems like the turtle pooped and, somehow, the poop got stuck on his foot and he ran in circles trying to get it off and eventually flipped over. You can't make this up.
15. Ever Wondered What A $315 Million Mistake Looks Like?
If you think that your day has been bad, have a look at this mistake. We’re sure you will feel bad for the person behind this.
Someone accidentally tipped over a satellite that will cost $135 million to fix. Now that's one reason to leave the Earth.
16. That Did Not Go "Smooth"
You start your day off with a turmeric smoothie that soon changes from a nutri-bullet to a nutri-Rocket.
Just so you may know, turmeric stains don't come off easily. At least the landlady sees the humor in it. But that's going to be one hell of a clean-up.
17. Truth Has Been Spoken
The letter "F" fell off this person's Ford Fiesta Flame and now he drives a Ford Fiesta "Lame."
Some people will say it is very appropriate and there's no false advertising here. Any Ford Fiesta Flame fans out there?
18. Still Feeling Hungry? Or Angry?
Have you ever seen a Snickers bar taunt someone? This is something that can make people break the vending machine.
It's almost as if they knew this would happen when they produced it. So there is truth in their advertising.
19. The Chuck Norris of Pizza Cutters
This person was so excited to use their pizza cutter for the first time and look what happened. The lesson for this person is to be less enthusiastic the next time.
By the way, we wish our will power was as strong as this pizza cutter.
20. It'll Buff Out, Don't Worry Man
Well, this is what happens when your car gets nicked by the snowplow. Looks horrific, right?
It will be more than just a repainting job. Do you think the city will pay for the damages?
21. When Your Tire Cover Taunts You
You can call yourself super unlucky when even the lifeless tire cover starts taunting you.
We can bet the driver must be glad they bought that tire cover. By the way, the driver was fine.
22. Megan is Such a Colorful Person
Hey, hold on a second. Did that turmeric smoothie we showed earlier fall on poor Meghan as well?
We are pretty sure Megan will now be the "what not to do" poster person for the entire training season in the paint department.
23. The First Flowers Bloomed... On The Same Day The Mosquitos Hatched
It seems like this woman wanted to donate blood for a good cause and mistakenly gave some of it to these mosquitos (that can pretty easily give someone an anxiety attack).
If you don't know, this is how Siberian summer looks. And how on Earth is she so calm?
24. Thankfully He Didn't Go Commando That Day
If anyone was curious what happened after this guy ripped his pants. Well, this is how his wife helped him.
All men out there should feel relieved seeing that this guy decided against going commando that day.
25. Right Out of The Dumb and Dumber Movie
This person went to a barber and asked to have it edged up so his bangs would be straight. Well, this is what happened.
This is one terrible haircut, but we are quite sure the barber had a great laugh.
26. A Breath of Polluted Air
Some people like to sit by the window seat and enjoy the view. This lady wanted to take it up another level.
The way her head is stuck reminds us of many people getting their heads stuck in subway doors.
27. An Excuse for a Road Trip
There are many movies out there on road trips that inspired some people to experience the journey themselves.
But did you know that rockfall in Colorado made a 20 mile stretch of highway into a 238 miles detour? It would have been a nightmare for people living there. After all, it is a 4-hour detour.
28. Aww Poor Girl and The Cat
This little angel wanted a cat so much that she finally convinced her mother to get one. Unfortunately, the girl turned out allergic to cats.
It is sad for the cat as well because she might have to find a new home. That's why experts recommend testing your allergies before getting a cat.
29. You Go Grill
It seems like someone up there wanted to "grill" the owners. When a storm came, the plastic furniture barely moved but the grill (that's way heavier than plastic furniture) blew 30 ft. into the pool.
It seems like the chairs ganged up on the grill. All we have to say here is "you go, grill."
30. Hmm...She Was Wearing Makeup But Not The Seatbelt?
This is hilarious because it was just a small crash while also revealing how much makeup the woman in the back seat had on.
It seems like the makeup would have easily been visible even without a crash. So it is true that a seat belt can save a life.
31. You Snooze You Lose
So this student was apparently going to school and no one even bothered to wake him/her.
For a moment, that student must have thought that he/she was watching some dream. Like they say, you snooze you lose.
32. Human Porcupine
One of the worst ways to feel pain is by getting attacked by cactus - if you don't believe us, then give it a try.
Nature does find weird and wacky ways to hurt humans and this is one prime example of that happening. We honestly do feel bad for this guy.
33. And "Holcomb" Looks Believable?
We just feel that Hunter Fisher is a thousand times better than Benjamin Holcomb. Life must be hard for him as he might have spent years making people believe that his real name is indeed Hunter Fisher.
By the way, can this guy take the news channel to court for giving false information? We think so he should.
34. Burn The Whole Damn House!
If you ever wanted to see a photo with "so much NOPE," well this is the one that should make you feel anxious and scared.
This person wanted to get to their room and they had to get through it. Most of us in this situation would have happily spent the night on the street.
35. When Someone Take "Throw The Kitchen Sink" Seriously
We feel for the car’s owner because someone was so mad at them that they decided to throw a sink at the car, which then got stuck into it.
The only possible explanation is that the person who threw the sink must be drunk. Or maybe that person saw the owner of this car not wash their hands after using the club’s bathroom. Who knows!
36. Did The Gopher Say Yes?
This person proposed to their girlfriend and while he was doing it, he dropped the ring down a gopher hole.
And just so you may know, the gopher didn't return the ring. Instead, he kept the ring and proposed to his gopher girlfriend. They are married and have a lot of kids now.
37. A Bubbly Accident
This is by far our favorite photo because she got a bubble in her eye while leaving with her husband.
And by the way, that little girl in a beautiful green dress is serving up some extra fabulousness.
38. Did Your Meth Lab's Fumes Destroy The Room?
We wish there were some way we could say that this person's meth lab did all this damage but that is not true.
They should consider themselves lucky because no one was injured. Our recommendation is to step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.
39. When The ATM Uses Windows 7
This person really needed money and went to the ATM to withdraw some of it.
Well, the ATM decided to shut off with their card in it. And who knew that the ATM used Windows 7?
40. When You End Up Looking Like Half Of An Oreo
Any fans of the famous sitcom Friends here? Well, this person wanted to even out his tan and it seems like he should have worn a shirt while doing it.
This reminded us of how Ross tried to go with a tanned body. It is one of the hilarious scenes from the show.
41. Ladies and Gentlemen, That's Irony
This person was opening a package of Band-Aids and accidentally got a cut on his finger. We still feel that he is lucky because he didn't have to search the whole house for a Band-Aid.
Are Band-Aids living things? It is because they seem to run and hide from us when we need them the most.
42. Some Ungrateful People
This person waited almost 14 years just to see this moment and missed it. But we think that they got a perfectly balanced number.
Some people may get disturbed by the fact that this person was driving the car at 20mph.
43. Time to Call a Taxi
Usually a memo is issued if road repairs are happening in the neighborhood. We think he didn’t read it or ignored it.
From the looks of it, we bet the owner of this car decided to ignore the memo. And respect for the construction crew for not delaying work because of this person.
44. Pigeon Thug Life
It seems like this beautiful lady thought taking a picture with pigeons will get her good number of views on Instagram.
But the pigeon was like, "You can’t take my picture as I haven’t received my royalty check."
45. Guide 101 on How To Take a Shower in Public
It seems like the person couldn’t take a bath at home (due to reasons we don’t know) and the car driver was like “give me the honor of giving you a bath.”
Although we can make fun of the lucky people, there should be some sort of punishment for drivers who don’t care for others around them.
46. A Plot Twist You Never Saw Coming
We absolutely love this one because it seems like someone out there felt super uncomfortable as they were drinking breast milk for quite some time and the funny part is that they may never tell their colleagues about it.
Now we are 100% sure no one will try to eat or drink anything that belongs to this lady.
47. Eggs “Cracking Up” Because Someone Told A Joke
This is not an “eggcelent” sight for the workers who broke a lot of eggs and now have to clean the mess as well.
Remember the Instagram egg that broke Instagram with just a caption" Let’s set a world record together and get the most liked post on Instagram. Beating the current world record held by Kylie Jenner (18 million)! We got this". Well, now the egg has almost 55 million likes.
48. The Son of Megamind (oops We Meant Tinymind)
So a student from Gothenburg, Sweden, had a crazy allergic reaction to the hair dye. The photo went viral on the internet.
And to that guy’s surprise, there were other people too that had almost the same allergic reaction to the hair dye.
49. That's More Stressful Now
This person was feeling stressful so he started squeezing the stress ball to relieve stress and muscle tension and you know what happened next: the stress ball exploded.
So the thing that was supposed to relieve the stress became the reason for more stress. Wow!