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1. Guide 101 On When Not To Take A Selfie
There is a disturbing new selfie trend going on in which people are taking selfies with bears – apparently, it has become common among hikers. It is not safe and we do not recommend it.
This person wanted to jump on the trend with a bear selfie despite knowing that bears are really aggressive and likely to attack a selfie-taking hiker. Maybe this person forgot about the bear scene in the movie The Revenant.
2. This Is What You Get For Thinking You Can Take A Photo With Me!
This lovely cat owner just wanted one cute pic with her and her cat to upload to Instagram. Unfortunately for her, her cat is not in the mood, nor does it feel like being reasoned with.
The cat went full-on demon mode within seconds. Well, at least this woman now knows the harsh truth that her cat is not one for selfies.
3. Stop Now Or Cry Later
The cat looks like it is tired of her hooman. She cannot take it when her hooman takes thousands of selfies every day and never seems satisfied with them.
The cat hates it that her hooman finally uploads a photo after spending hours choosing the best picture and then checks her phone again and again to see how many people liked it. She is clearly saying, “That’s enough, woman.”
4. Look At My Serious Face
This is how most of us look when we accidentally turn on the front camera, right?
The bemused animal is like, “Do my eyes really look this big in real life?”
5. When Your Relatives Are Trying To Hug You
It seems like this kitten has some 'unpleasant thoughts' on his mind in regards to the situation. By that look on the kitten's face, we know how often this woman takes selfies with the poor baby.
You can expect to hear the news of how an innocent-looking kitten killed her hooman parent. The motive behind it would be to stop these selfies.
6. A Selfie From Down Under
This guy wanted a selfie with a kangaroo, but we think it was the other way around. We love their matching pose for the selfie.
The kangaroo is shocked to know humans wear clothes to cover their bodies and it has been running around naked all this time. Deep down though, the human wants to live like a kangaroo.
7. Beauty And The Beast
We are referring to the cat as 'Beauty' because we don’t want to upset this angry predator. This woman wanted to take a selfie of her new lipstick and fur baby. Well, the cat didn’t like the selfie nor the lipstick.
Maybe the cat is asking her hooman slave, "Hey lady, check if I have tuna stuck in my teeth."
8. Selfie Pride
Before you start worrying about the photographer, this camera was placed on a robotic mount to observe the lions up close. If there was a person behind the camera, the photo would have been titled "This Is How It Ended."
It is a perfect group selfie as two lionesses are holding the camera and the middle one looks like she wants to eat us. Scary!
9. Send Help! Please!
The look on this cat's face is clearly saying, "I AM DONE WITH HER!" The poor cat is tired of putting up her person's obsession with selfies.
The cat must be thinking about how humiliating it would be if all the other cats saw this photo.
10. Never Trust A Smiling Cat
The cat is like, "Hooman? Did you say smile? Consider it done from my side. Fake it till you make it."
Or who knows, maybe the cat is alarmed at seeing her hooman taking a selfie without her permission. We really don’t know what is going in their minds.
11. One Selfie, Same Mouth
Quokkas always look happy. They have a perpetual smile. Actually, the cute quokka was taking a selfie when the darned human photobombed it.
It was destined to become the selfie of the century. From the lighting to trees in the background, everything is perfect, except for the human.
12. Can You Just Put Me Down Already?
The cat is like, "I am so done with this!" The cat with stunning eyes is not in the mood for a selfie, which should already be pretty clear from his expression.
The cat's face is saying, "Whatever, just get it done and leave me alone already!"
13. When You Just Wanted To Send A Pic To Your Friends
This woman tried to take the world's cutest cat selfie. In short, she tried. Lady, we have respect for your enthusiasm, but we have a few pointers.
First of all, that cat on your head is not your hat. Secondly, why did you take just a selfie? You should have taken more pictures of these babies only.
14. Well, Hello There
The kangaroo wasn’t as excited about the selfie as Allan Dixon. These animals know how stupid someone looks smiling at a camera, and it is not having any of it.
We're worried that the kangaroo kicked this man in the chest seconds after this selfie was taken.
15. Food Heist
This person is Allan Dixon from Ireland, a traveler who has mastered the art of animal selfies. It takes anywhere between five to even three hours to take a perfect selfie with the animal.
Here, his selfie became even more special when a thief photobombed it and we’re glad it did. After the popular TV show Money Heist, Food Heist is the latest upcoming show.
16. Get Me Outta Here!
This guy tried to take Christmas Eve photos with his beloved cat and the fur baby didn't approve of it at all. You cannot take a lady's photo without her permission. It is as simple as that.
The sweater is so ugly (cat's words, not ours) that the cat clearly refuses to be seen with it.
17. Horsing Around
This friendly horse might be laughing after listening to the woman’s silly jokes simply because he wanted to impress her.
We are hoping that the jokes didn’t start with “a horse walks into a bar.” If that is the case, we feel bad for the horse.
18. Us Throughout 2020
This person tried to make a friend that day. But someone was as grumpy as a grandpa whose favorite activity just got interrupted by a stupid question.
By the way, we can understand how the cat feels because this is how most of us were throughout 2020.
19. A Highly Inappropriate Selfie
When will humans learn not to poke their cameras into the lives of others? These two lovebirds were having some fun and the woman took a selfie for the entire world to see. Is she a professional selfie taker and a dog breeder?
If animals could sue humans, we’re pretty sure the beautiful couple might have already sued this woman by now.
20. When You Catch The Paparazzi
Why does it seem like this gorgeous black cat is telling the photographer, "Revenge is sweet, so just wait till you are asleep tonight."?
It really looks like the cat is threatening the photographer with her looks: "Delete these photos or your demise will be slow and painful human."
21. Taking A Bite Outta Life
We love this ultimate photobomb selfie. Not only the camel photobombed the selfie but it also got a taste of human hair.
There could be a number of reasons behind it. Maybe she asked the question, "Hey camel, what day is it?" Just let your imagination run wild.
22. Mom! Spider On the Ceiling!
This cat had no idea it was going to be in a selfie. The poor kitty looks so terrified.
Maybe this cat has just had some grand revelation; if only it could tell us what it had learned.
23. He's Got A Surprising Secret To Tell
If you think the title of this photo should be "when selfies go wrong," you are not a fun person.
To us, it is also a fun selfie because it looks like this animal is telling this guy a shocking secret!
24. Is That Garfield's Cousin?
The look on this big boy's face says clearly that he hates everyone. By everyone, we mean all humans.
If this cat had the power of transforming into a gigantic beast, he would have killed us all by now. Just look at the anger and disgust in his eyes.
25. Get Your Filthy Hands OFFFFF Me!
After six long months, this woman reunited with her cat and thought he would hug her and give her kisses. This cat is screaming, asking for help, like, "Please someone save me from this!"
Well, we don't think the cat was excited to see her. We know one thing for sure - the cat simply hates selfies. Maybe the cat is yelling, "Let me go I don't know you!"
26. "Humans Are The Worst!"
This is what happens when you have been hanging out together for too long. The cat is like, "Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car."
Maybe they gave this reaction when the girlfriend said, "I'm pregnant." At least we can say that these two are made for each other.
27. Leave It To A Professional
The lady wanted to take a selfie and the cat was like, "Let me show you how it is done."
You should know that this cat is a hotshot professional photographer with over 2 billion followers on Pawgram (cat's version of Instagram).
28. Talk To The Paw
Just when you thought cat photos are enough to melt our weak hearts, this superior race gave us paw photos that are even cuter.
The cat has pure celebrity qualities. Maybe that photographer cat with 2 billion followers on Pawgram took this photo.
29. Hiding From Paw-Paw-Razzi
This cat has tried it all: cry, scream, scratch, and even poop on the hooman's bed. But her person keeps on taking photos of her.
Now, the cat is trying to hide her million-dollar cute face. Maybe it is one of the facepalm moments.
30. Love Is NOT In The Air
The cat is like, "Before taking this selfie, you people told me there would be ducks, not duck faces. An inferior race has betrayed me!"
The poor cat hates selfies and kisses. Ladies, please put the cat down or it will eat your souls.
31. Caught In The Act
The cat is cleaning itself and the hooman had the audacity to take a photo of her. The look of betrayal on the cat's face tells it all.
The cat is like, "Do I stare at you when you take a bath or poop? Yes, I do. But that does not mean you should do the same."
32. When You Start Contemplating Your Life Choices
This cat just wanted food and came close to this human who used her to take a cat beard photo. Now, the cat is regretting the decision.
The cat is like, "Wha-what are you doing to me?! Hooman! Put me down right meow!!"
33. Raise Hands or Paws If You're Sick of Humans
This cat is telling everyone, "She is my mine!" It is surprising that the cat didn't attack her because they cannot tolerate duck lips selfies at all.
You may say that the cat tried to hug her hooman just for the picture. When not in front of the camera, the cat is always hissing and scratching her.
34. Eyes On The Prize
This was almost going to be a perfect selfie when a fly distracted the marvelous hunter. She is thinking, "Gotta chase it! Gotta chase it!"
She is telling, "Hooman! Let me be free! You're letting my mid-day snack fly away!" You have to admit that flies are to cats as squirrels are to dogs.
35. Three. Two. One....Epic Cat-Eruption
Aww, the poor little soul. The cat must be thinking, "Help me meow."
Who knows what is going on in the mind of this intelligent hunter. The worrying part is that the cat knows where this woman sleeps.
36. Ugh You Disgust Me!
This woman got a new kitten and it did not take long before she discovered her feline's evil personality. Although the kitten might not kill her, we think he can make people die of cuteness overload
So you thought putting a bowtie on your cat would make him feel calm? The cat is like, "No catnip, no selfies… get that camera out of my face hooman."
37. That Report Isn't Going To Write Itself
This person's selfie with Tom, the office cat, makes us want to have an office cat too.
Even the Batman figurine in the background does not look interesting in front of this majestic cat. We can bet nobody in the office is having fun if there is no cat.
38. The Wrath Of The Kitty
Look at the fire in the cat's eyes. This is what it means when someone says, "Even looks can kill you."
It seems like the cat is secretly plotting revenge. Let us tell you one thing woman, don’t mess with a queen cat.
39. When You Abruptly Wake Your Cat Up From Her Nap
This cat thinks that the lady is going to squeeze it to death. We feel bad for the cat as it seems like life is flashing before her eyes.
We can understand why some cats are grumpy. When people are always trying to hug them and take silly selfies, they have to fight back.
40. A Rare Success
In the world of cat selfies, this is a rare, rare success. Maybe she told the kitty that it would get catnip after a selfie. Imagine if you could easily bribe cats for selfies, hugs, and smooches. Humans only want love in return from these furry babies and we have to strive so hard to get it.
We’re so happy for this lucky woman. Now that you have seen some crazy cat selfies, let’s move to other animal selfies.
41. Just Chillin’ It With My Dogs
Humans thought they are the best at taking selfies, but now the animals are telling them who is the real boss. There's nothing better than a dope selfie of a whole crew that looks like they will drop the best rap album of all time.
Just look at how masterfully they have taken a selfie. They didn't have to smile or do that silly duck face selfie. Their attitude is enough to tell everyone that they mean business.
42. This Is What Selfie Sticks Were Made For
If your day wasn't going so well, we're pretty sure this adorable sloth selfie will make you happy.
It is by far the best use of a selfie stick ever. In fact, now that this selfie has been taken, the purpose of selfie sticks has been fulfilled. Please throw them away.