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Is It Passing Or Failing Time According To The Class Clock?
Studying takes a lot of time and effort. Some students like to coast by and barely pass, while others like to hit the books and cram for tests until they can no longer see straight. For the less studious students, this teacher decided it was time for a literal wake-up call. Time continues to pass, but some of the students that like to slack in class may not be according to this teacher.
There's always time to hit the books and play catch up. Students just need to remember that teachers are there to help, and that means when you don't understand a concept it's okay to reach out.
Don't Forget To Write Your Name On All School Work
Everyone has had that moment in class, where the teacher stands in front of their desk and holds up tests or assignments that have been graded but are missing one crucial item. That crucial item is a name, and until someone claims their unnamed test or assignment it could be up for grabs to anyone who forgot to write their name down. Some teachers even make specific rules related to names.
For this teacher, they decided to adapt the classic Beyonce lyric to, "Ya shoulda put a name on it," rather than a ring. No name, no grade and that's that.
The Teacher Is Always Watching Even When They're Outside Of The Room
Sometimes teachers like to give their students a bit of autonomy, just to see what they will do. During another test period, this teacher stepped outside of her class for a few minutes. She was curious to see if the students would start cheating and sharing answers. Sure enough, that is exactly what they started doing, until one of the students looked up and saw the teacher hanging out in the ceiling.
Everybody who shared answers must have had some major points docked, or they may have even received an instant fail.
Teachers Always Know When You're Texting And The Smile Is The Giveaway
Anyone who has had to present in front of a crowded room, or taught a class has noticed that moment when students begin to look down at their laps. That prolonged stare might seem odd, but it means one thing - a phone is being used. Students love to text during lectures especially when they aren't exactly excited by the topic being taught at the time. This teacher decided to call those students out.
Just like Santa Claus sees everyone when they are sleeping, this teacher sees all of his students when they are texting. They better be careful or some phone confiscations might be on the horizon!
Time To Enjoy A Nice Fresh Glass Of Students' Tears
There comes a time in every teacher's career where they decide they need to let their students know exactly how they make them feel on certain days. For this teacher. that day arrived, and he needed a big ole glass of students' tears. He had shed these tears over the months he had spent with his class, and let those tears ferment into a fine wine ready for sipping.
If we had to guess, this is probably just a bottle of his favorite soda. Drinking alcohol at school tends to be frowned upon, even if the day might warrant some.
Choosing The Right Font Isn't As Hard As You Might Think
For most of the adult population, and we are including young adults, also known as teenagers, you know what fonts are acceptable for reports and essays. Times New Roman, Arial, and Calibri are the most common. However, Comic Sans is generally unacceptable for any type of writing unless it is for some kind of graphic design project, and even then it is a questionable choice at best. This teacher had enough of funny fonts.
Always ask what fonts should be used, and default to a common one, rather than one that this teacher associates with poetry about the mythical unicorn.
Class Rules For Late Assignments Are Meant To Be Followed
Every teacher has their own set of rules when it comes to submitting late assignments. Some are kind and will accept an excuse once or twice, others will dock a letter grade, and the really strict teachers will simply give a big fat zero as the grade. This teacher didn't bother hiding their feelings related to late assignments, and what exactly the letter grade would be for a late one.
This is a zero-tolerance zone for late assignments. The trash bin is the submission zone, and we all know what kind of grade is associated with garbage assignments.
A Creative Homework Assignment For A Class That Needs Creativity
Not all assignments are meant to be difficult. In fact, some assignments are designed to be fun and get students to think outside of the curriculum's box. After pondering what the first assignment of the year should be, this teacher decided to give the students a list of assignment topics to choose from. Deciding which topic to focus on is probably the hardest part of this assignment, as they are all equally out there.
If we were going to select one, it would be number 3 or number 6. Those seem like the easiest to do, and wearing a mustache is perfect for spooky season.
When The Grades Are Way Lower Than Expected
Teachers always want their students to succeed. That means a big responsibility is placed on them to make sure they teach their subjects in an engaging and informative manner. When students write a test, and the grade average is less than 60%, it means that either the teacher didn't do a great job teaching the subject, or the entire class didn't study. After seeing the disappointing test scores of the class, the teacher decided a visual representation of his feelings was necessary.
As the students filed into the class that day, they were greeted by the site of their teacher in a coffin. He fake passed away upon seeing how bad the test scores were.
Sometimes A Selfie Is For The Entire Class According To The Teacher
Phone use unless approved by a teacher tends to be a major no-no for students. Scrolling through social media during class does not help students learn, and can be a major distraction. After catching a student trying to Snapchat with friends the teacher knew just what to do. It was time to share that selfie with the entire class, and make this student's phone time an example for everyone there that day.
If this teacher catches anyone else trying to take selfies, then that selfie will be put up on the projector for the entire class to see. Make sure it is a good one if you get caught doing this.
Meet Shrubbie The New Shrubstitute Teacher For The Day
Some of the most memorable teachers are the ones that possess a great sense of humor. They know how to make their students laugh and teach them at the same time. When it was time to bring in a substitute teacher for a teacher that was off sick, the 'shrubstitute' teacher showed up. You just know by looking at this gigantic shrub that this teacher was going to make that class fun.
'Shrubbie' seems like a great substitute, especially for a class focused on botany or the process of photosynthesis that plants experience. We would love to know that day's class topic.
You Only Live Once And That Includes Taking A Test Once
There are a lot of different methods students use for answering questions they don't know on a test. If it is multiple choice, the classic AC/DC is an option. If it is a word problem or a math equation, it is always better to attempt the question and get partial points than leave it blank. This student opted for their own special option and simply wrote #yolo as the answer.
Instead of appreciating this student's wit, the teacher decided to provide some constructive feedback. It might be time for this student to hunker down and study for the next test.
You Never Know What A Teacher Will Do If You're Asleep
We get it, classes can sometimes be boring. However, that doesn't mean that a desk makes a good pillow and it is time to take a nice long nap. Class is for learning, and if a student falls asleep during a lecture then they fail to take in all of the important wisdom that is being imparted. This student could not keep his eyes open, and the teacher was tired of watching him doze.
Instead of a gentle rap of the knuckles on his desk to wake him up, this teacher did something far more memorable. When this student tries to walk, he may find himself all tripped up.
It Is Time To Locate The Dude And Bring Him Back
The Dude from the cult classic The Big Lebowski is one of those mystical characters that everyone knows, and if they don't they probably should. The Dude is a special man characterized by a thick beard and a nice housecoat that he wears at all times. As a major fan of the film, this teacher decided to put out an alert for him, perhaps because he looks just like him.
This class better have found the Dude, otherwise, a round of zeros is about to be handed out. Nobody wants a bad grade point average because of this.
Lady Gaga's Biggest Fan Might Just Be This Chemistry Teacher
Lady Gaga has been belting out hits since she was first introduced on an episode of The Hills. Clearly, her lyrical genius made an impression on this high school chemistry teacher who could not help but teach their class some of the elements from the periodic table through her song. All of these elements add up to be part of the song, 'Bad Romance.' Now that is a great way to learn the elements.
We would love to have seen some of the other songs brought to life via the periodic table of elements.
Nap Time Or Photo Op? This Teacher Made The Decision
Everyone has had a class where the subject has been slightly less than riveting. As soon as a teacher's voice begins to drone, eyelids get droopy, and then, inevitably, a student begins to nod off until they are asleep. Once this student was dreaming of more interesting subjects, this teacher noticed that they had fallen asleep during the lesson. This quickly turned into the perfect photo op that was too good to pass up.
To let the student know that this teacher knew he had fallen asleep, he crept behind his chair and took a photo with a big thumbs up. This student might want to think twice before napping again.
When It Is Acceptable To Bother Your Teacher And When It Isn't
Office hours are a sacred time. This is when teachers get their marking done, meet with students who need a bit of extra help, or just take a nap at their desks if they are so inclined. Most teachers only want to make time for students who are there to learn, any other asks they tend to be busy for. These students needed to remember that office time is teacher time.
If they have any questions as to whether or not they should be bothering this teacher, all they need to do is check out this sign. It clearly shows no fire, then this teacher is busy.
Always Read The Syllabus From Start To Finish Or Face The Wrath
Professors spend a lot of time crafting the syllabi for their classes. They carefully select the reading list and texts needed to complete the course, and layout when all of the readings should be completed by. Most students tend to just glance at the syllabus for their class and then ask questions that could have been answered by a more thorough read. This professor decided it was time to release his feelings.
All it took was one custom printed t-shirt to let his class know what they need to do before asking a question on the first day of class. Just read the syllabi in advance, and everyone will be happy.
The Perfect Selfie Does Not Exist Or Does It?
Many classes are considered a no phone zone. Teachers who catch their students with a phone out can confiscate them for the day, as they are a major distraction. This group of teachers wanted their students to know that they also enjoy taking selfies, and found a special way to do it. Most cameras can be accessed on a smartphone's home screen which makes candid photos pretty easy to snap.
Every student that had a phone confiscated by these three got a special selfie background when they finally got them returned. These three definitely know how to have fun with their students.
Do Not Try And Cheat On This Teacher's Test Day
Eyes have a tendency to wander during test day. This might be because a student doesn't know the answer, or they simply neglected to study. No matter what the reason is, cheating on a test is never a great choice. Teachers are always on the lookout for shifty eyes and students who might be copying answers. This teacher decided he needed to watch his students like a hawk, which meant he needed a higher vantage point than his desk.
After finding his perch, he proceeded to watch all of his students and make sure that everyone's eyes stayed on their own pages during the test.
Understanding The Experimental Process Through The World Of Memes
Most science students long for the day when they can sit in lab class and begin conducting the kind of experiments normally seen on television. Anyone who has sat through a lab knows that there are some key pieces of information that always need to be included. The most important part is being able to form a hypothesis and test the hypothesis out to see if the idea is sound or requires some tweaking.
To make it easier for science students to remember the process that needs to be followed for experiments, this teacher chose some relevant memes to remind students along the way.
Darth Vader Knows Best When It Comes To The Universe
Grabbing students' attention for an entire class takes some serious work on the part of the teacher. In an effort to spice up a science class, Darth Vader AKA the teacher showed up to use the force during class. Students were immediately mesmerized by this amazing costume, and we really hope the teacher teaches like this regularly. Finding the force isn't easy, and once you have it you need to use it.
We bet that the next movie day definitely features some of the films from the 'Star Wars' franchise. Maybe Luke Skywalker also showed up at some point, or at least the costume did.
How To Properly Compose An Essay Where Grammar Counts
There are a couple of rules that most students follow when it comes to writing essays. The first is to always add your name to the title page. The second is to make sure there is an introduction, body paragraphs, and a solid conclusion. The third is to use perfect grammar and spelling. This teacher decided to draw attention to all of these problems during an essay writing class one day.
If you look closely at this slide, you will see that bad grammar and punctuation were used to see if students actually know they shouldn't do this.
Welcome To The Voluntary Wall Of Quiz Shame
Most classrooms have walls covered in fun decorations and art that the students themselves have made. This teacher decided to mix things up and create a Wall of Quiz Shame. At first glance, this might appear to be quite negative, but as the fine print mentions, this is a voluntary wall. The students here have chosen to show they didn't have the best test scores, and that is totally okay.
Being on this wall just means that these students learned from their mistakes, and are ready to excel on the next test that is put in front of them.
Learn How To Study In Two Very Easy Steps
Studying isn't hard as long as you have a bit of discipline. This teacher wanted to explain how to study in the simplest possible of terms to assist students on their path to greatness. Basically, all it takes are two things. The first is actually cracking open the textbook and doing the assigned readings. The second is just sitting there and studying until all of the information is crammed inside the student's brain.
Studying isn't easy and it does take dedication. Students who want to excel learn that studying is the best way to ace an exam, just like this teacher suggests.
Phones Can Be For Sharing Answers But Not In This Class
Smartphones have made life a lot easier, but they have also made it a lot more distracting for students. At any moment a notification could come in that is just begging to be checked. One teacher had a very nifty solution for students that can't help but check their phones. The solution is to simply place them at the front of the class, especially during a test as this helps to avoid any cheating.
Smartphones are like little computers, and the answer to basically any questions can be found on the world wide web if you search hard enough.
The Art Of Taping Up A Teacher And How To Do It
Whenever anyone thinks back on their school years, there are likely a few teachers that come to mind and stand out for various reasons. The 'cool' teacher was always the one who seemed to understand students in a way that the other teachers didn't. Take this teacher for example, he wanted his students to learn about the strength of electric tape and that it can hold the weight of an adult man.
After the careful application of the tape across the teacher's body this point was proven. Hopefully, the students were nice and cut him out of his tape web.
Spicing Up Test Day With A Lord Of The Rings Moment
For some students, test day is not their most favorite day of the year. One student who thought their test might never end decided to draw a little comic about how the test was making them feel. After going through the test, and realizing that the student most definitely failed, the teacher had a pretty cute response to the, "Almost...Free" comic. Gandalf from the "The Lord of the Rings" said it best.
"You shall not pass," which is applicable both to the test and to Balrog who was attempting to attack the Fellowship of the Ring in the books and the film franchise.
Class Time Naps Are Great But Also Like Being Absent
Sometimes the soothing voice of a teacher or professor is enough to lull a student into a deep sleep. This happens for a variety of reasons, maybe the student is sleep already, or the class might be a bit dull. Whatever the reason, this teacher was not okay with their student napping and decided to let them know somewhat directly. A carefully worded message in a test provided some clarity.
The next time this student is caught with their eyes closed, they are going to be marked absent which won't be good for any attendance points they need. It's time to wake up.
All Hail The Might Lego Man Teacher On Halloween
Some teachers go all out when Halloween rolls around. They love to play pranks on their students and scare them when the opportunity arises This teacher must have spent weeks crafting this Lego man costume, but it was definitely worth it. A full-on Lego man got to teach these students, and inspire them to be the best Halloween version of themselves. Nobody better have misbehaved on this day though, this costume looks a bit cumbersome.
If the teacher had to dole out any punishment, it would have been very hard to keep a straight face while receiving it from a plastic Lego man.
Always Remember To Bring Your Own Writing Tools Like A Quill
Most schools expect students to show up to class prepared to learn. That means bringing writing implements like a pen or pencil, a notebook, and any textbooks needed that day. For one student, he was notoriously bad at remembering to bring something to write with, which gave the teacher a great idea for helping him to remember. As soon as he forgets a pen or pencil, he has to use whatever the teacher has.
It just so happens that what this teacher has are an old-timey quill and an inkwell. If you have ever used a quill, then you know how hard it is not to drip ink everywhere.
Meet The Future Mrs. Justin Bieber Or At Least The Wannabe
Justin Bieber has been popular since he first uploaded some of his songs to YouTube. Since then, his career has blown up in a dream-like way. Now, he is one of the biggest names in pop music. Teenagers love his crooning and his looks aren't too shabby either. However, most teenagers just hang up posters of him rather than getting special pencils made with their Bieber relationship hopes and dreams.
Asking to borrow one of these pencils might be a bit awkward unless the future wannabe partner of Justin Bieber doesn't mind sharing the pencil love.
It Is Time To Understand That Cats Are A Liquid
Matter typically comes in three states: a gas, a liquid, or a solid. It's a pretty easy concept to grasp for items that are visible. For example, a couch is a solid object and water is a liquid object. In an effort to make a class laugh, this teacher put a slideshow together of different animate and inanimate objects to learn what state they are in. Cats are a unique object.
Since they can morph into the shape of whatever thing they decide to sit in, this teacher says they are a liquid. In reality though cats are a solid right?
Teddy Bear Test Threats Will Get Students Nowhere In This Class
Students love to clown around in a variety of manners. Some like to be the class clown and make everyone laugh. Others like to be more subtle and include little drawings on their assignments and test papers. This student thought they were being particularly clever by drawing a teddy bear in a precarious situation. Sadly, for the bear, it did not make it to the end of the test which the teacher saw too.
Some tests just aren't deserving of an 'A' grade, and a little drawing isn't going to get any bonus points either. Maybe if this was an art class it would have worked.
A Very Clever Play On Words For Tardy Students
Certain actors have voices that just stand out. When you hear a commercial with their voices, you automatically know who it is speaking. Christopher Walken is one of these actors. His characteristic voice and face are known by pretty much everyone in North America. One of his fans is this teacher who decided to use his last name in a very clever way for students who show up late for class.
If the door is closed, don't try and slip into your seat. There are positively no 'Walkens' allowed in this classroom. It's better to be early than late.
Beware Of The Cereal Killer As It Is Hard To Eliminate
Homonyms are a tricky part of the English language. When it comes to understanding the difference between 'cereal' and 'serial' context is everything. Instead of simply marking this word as wrong, this enterprising teacher decided to provide a visual representation for the right kind of spelling. The picture is rather graphic but that is okay because it is just a person with a cereal box, not a serial killer out to do no good.
This student better get the spelling right next time, because we don't think this teacher will let it slide the same way. Repeat offenders tend to get caught eventually.
A Unique Exam Color Coding System Every Teacher Should Try
One of the best parts about being a teacher, besides imparting wisdom on the daily, is decorating a classroom and buying cool stationery items. This teacher wanted their students to know that there are varying levels of essay, and one of the ways they do this is by employing a carefully curated clip color system. It would appear that these essays are uniformly bad, but depending on the color of the clip they may be slightly less bad.
These clips could probably be rolled out in a workplace where everyone has a sturdy sense of humor, otherwise, a run-in with human resources might occur.
So Close, Yet So Far In This Case Of Cheating
Some crafty students manage to sneak answers from their friends and write them down, but if they don't look too closely they can get the order wrong. That is exactly what this student did. They cheated and didn't get the answers lined up the way they needed to. This teacher knew what was up, and even if they had gotten 100 percent of the questions right they would have still ended up with the same grade.
Cheaters who get caught end up with zeros, which is completely fair. If you want a good grade, you have to put in the time.
Know Your Limits And Grade Within Them To Avoid A Stroke
Teaching can be a frustrating job, especially when students refuse to bring their A-game. This student's test isn't shown in its entirety but it must have been pretty terrible. After reading through some of the answers, this teacher felt the need to weigh in through a carefully worded comment. "I quit. I will have a stroke if I keep reading," isn't exactly inspiring but may it is what the student needed to hear.
Clearly, this person needs to do better to avoid the wrath of this teacher and an unmarked test.
School Bathrooms Are Always A No Smoking Zone
Everyone has bad habits, but those bad habits need to stay at home or at least out in the school yard. Smoking is one of those habits that certain students take up in high school, but it is never a 'cool' habit. This teacher knew his student was taking off during class for a quick bathroom smoke break, and he was having none of it. Smoking inside isn't cool, and this student is about to get in big trouble.
This kind of offense usually calls for detention or a suspension, but the best way to get students to quit is to educate them to the dangers of it.